panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via youngfolksociety)

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